But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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