Sponge bath it is.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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