Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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