Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no, he came in my armpit
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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