i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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