Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
What drink are we having for lunch?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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