How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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