the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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