I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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