the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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