Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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