susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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