I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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