Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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