i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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