A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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