No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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