i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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