11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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