absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday