He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We don't watch enough power rangers
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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