Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
