Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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