i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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