The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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