STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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