we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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