i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.