They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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