i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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