and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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