We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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