Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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