just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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