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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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