found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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