I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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