So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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