420 ftw
I CAN MOONWALK!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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