She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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