Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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