She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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