her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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