I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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