In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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