Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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