Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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