Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i came on her dog
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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