so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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