She's JV to your varsity
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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