Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
is it fun? or sober?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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