When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
a search helicopter?!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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