Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
bring money and cleavage
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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