The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
