did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you had me at cake vodka
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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