Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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